everything for a reason...

"is there a mail for me?" (please let there be a letter for me) "not for you... hold on do u put Mian before your name? because i have a mail for some Mian Umer" "yeah yeah thats me" (yes i made it)....

"amma i dont think i will be able to go... usman will go and i will be stuck here... i think i should start to apply within the university... i might get a job as an assistant professor"(is this all i could get)...

"Usman i am going on 25th yara dont worry things will work out and you will come too dont worry ok" (Ya Allah please please now that i am going please let me come upto my parents expectations.. i dont want to waste my parents precious hard earned money.. i dont want to end up like a loser... ya Allah make me successful)...

"salamalikum ammi how are you" " walikumasalam beta " " so..???" " so what???" " amma its only three minutes call please tell me baba made it na.... congratulations" "umer" "what amma?? he made it na???"" no umer baba did make it..." (no thats not possible) " what... are you sure... amma this is not funny please tell me the truth he made it na???" (he made it na???) " umer no he didnt and its not a big deal dont worry at least we have got each other Allhamdullilah all three of us are healthy he is healthy so what if he didnt make Allah has given us far more then we deserve" " amma where is he??" " i will call him hold on" " hello" "hello baba" " jee paro kisey ho" " baba mein thik ho app kisey hain" " Allhamdullilah" "baba..." " beto kuch nahi hota nahin howa to nahin howa...bus nahin howa"...

"hi i was just calling to inquire about the result..ahm i was told that i would be told about it if i called on this number" "you sure would... what is your name?"(what the hell is my name...think think) "ahm umer, umer jamal it might be under mian umer jamal" (oh god oh god oh god this is it... i might flunk... i dont care i worked hard and i did what ever i could even if i fail this is over thank god its over i will be going back) "Mr Jamal congratulation...(these ediots congratulates even if one fails... bloody farrangis)... you have aquired a high 2:1 degree... a very good 2:1 about 67% congratulations(yipeeeeeeeeeeee i did it) you have got alot celebrate" "yeah i do thank you for your help gerry" (i did it i did it i did it) .

"hello paro baba here" " jee baba how are you" " i am good beto there is a good news i have been posted as comander ___ of punjab" " ohh wow congratulations oh wow where will you be posted??" " in lahore"....

(oh my god i am back... its over... another chapter finished...Allhamdullilah)

"hello is this Umer Jamal" "hmmm yeah yeah thats me" "umer this is eric francise from Nestle pakistan and we would like to offer you an internship at our organization" (thank god something at last) "oh ok sure when and where do i have to come"" u can come...."

"ammaaaaa nothing is going to become of life... nestle is not calling me... i am done with my internship and i am wasting my life... i have nothing to do i wake up at 12 and watch telly all day long and i do nothing i am wasting my life (i have become the loser i always was afraid to become) ... i should go back..." "umer dont worry have u applied any where else.. samina was saying she knows some one at ericsson she might be able to help" " no i dont want to start my career with some ones refernce... i would rather stay home"

" arooj life sucks yara i am soo depressed its like i am stuck and i cant move" "umer this too shall pass dont worry yar"

"hello is this Mr. Umer jamal" "yeaaaah who is this" (its only 9:30 in morning who the hell this could be) "umer this khubaib from telenor...i interviewed you in december...probably when you were working for nestle" " yeah yeah i remember you how are you?" " i am good what are you doing now a days"" not much " (like nothing, i am just waiting day in day out for nestle to call) " ok umer i have got an offer for you we have got a vacancy as a contractual employee at HR in telenor and would you like to join us" ( oh my god this is the same position which i refused ... hell beggers cant be chosers) " yeah sure khubaib i will join you"....

"hello umer" " hello who is this???" "ahhan now that you have left us you have forgotten us..." (ok it sounds like eric) "eric is that you" "yes who else...its me any way listen we here at nestle want you to come for an interview we have a post of management trainee and we would like you to come for that""oh wow sure thats great"....

"bloddy hell...amma that ediot is so freaken irritating do you know what he did today he gave me all of his work on top of mine and had the audacity to tell me that as i am his jonior i have to do his crap... i wish i could tell khubaib abt him... amma please pray that i make it through to nestle" (its been six months but i hope that i make it through to nestle)

"hello is this Mr. Umer Jamal?" " eric you know this is me" " yeah yeah i know i hope i am not calling at a wrong time" (ok here it comes i have not been accepted) " no i was just busy with some work.. so you tell how is everything...really long time and no call no nothing we should get togather some time" "umer i am calling on behalf of nestle and we would like to offer you the position of management trainee OD hr.." ( ok i have gone deaf) " what i am sorry i just went blank i thought you just offered me a position at nestle" " umer i just did"

" khhhhhhhhhuuuuuubbbbaaaaibbbbbbbbb nestle called""and what did they say" "they offered me a position...management trainee" " oh ok congratulation" (thats it... congratulations no umer stay, no you cant go)

"umer i want to show you something""ok khubaib i am just coming" "umer i dont want you to leave telenor nayab has just written this mail to me, manager recruitment and manager od and he has asked us not to let you go and his orders to me is that i cant accept your resignation"(oh wow) " but khubaib ...."

"umer i am offering you a position of executive in either operations or OD what ever you chose but for both you need to go to islamabad, we dont want to lose you" (oh wow Allhamdullilah) " khubaib thank you so much... you know how much difficult it is for me to leave telenor...i will come back but i have to go now i cant except thank you" ( i hope i am not making a mistake).

Lunatic Ramblings